Visit the New Technabob Shop!Get Technabob in Your Mailbox Every Day! Join our Mailing List!
Awesomer Media Sites: THE AWESOMER | MIGHTYMEGA | 95OCTANE
subscribe to our rss feedsubscribe via e-mailfollow technabob on twittertechnabob facebook fan pageGoogle+follow us in feedly
Follow Us:

Beards for Dummies: a Chart Clarifying Beards to Non-Geeks

by

Online Schools is back with another great chart. This time around, they tackled the the history of the beard. We all know that a lot of geeks often sport a ludicrous amount of facial hair. This is the perfect guide for aspiring geekettes and geeks to make their way through this tangled and hairy maze of confusion.

beards geeks chards wear facial hair

For some reason, I’m reading this chart with the voice of Conan the Barbarian in my head. No beard = dishonor! Alexander the Great made shaving popular, as he didn’t like people grabbing onto his beard while slaying them. Seems appropriately savage. Being a coward was a crime in Sparta. No shit!

So the next time you go hanging out with some bearded dudes, take a look at this handy chart so you know what you’re dealing with. Personally, I’ve been sporting a ‘circle beard’ or goatee for as long as I can remember. I tend to keep it short. How about you?

[via Joel Fisher]





Comments (6):

  1. RosenRed says:

    Hey, don’t want to sound geeky or something, but what does Alexander the Great have to do with Sparta?

  2. range says:

    Nothing! It’s just some fun facts. Obviously, historically speaking, men where bearded in the Antiquity. It’s interesting to notice that it’s pretty much the opposite now, as most men don’t wear any facial hair. I guess it also depends on the country.

Post a Comment:

Want a personal avatar on your comments? Sign up for a free Gravatar now!

Note: All comments with links in them will be held for moderation in order to prevent spam, so you may not see your post appear immediately.


« Previous
Next »

Our Latest & Greatest Posts...

Review: Dell XPS 13 (QHD+ 2015 Model)

Review: Dell XPS 13 (QHD+ 2015 Model)

Clover Wallet is Perfect for Front Pocket Minimalists

Clover Wallet is Perfect for Front Pocket Minimalists

This Guy Got a Tattoo of \"The Dress\"

This Guy Got a Tattoo of "The Dress"

DIY LEGO Forage Harvester: Farming Simulator Simulator

DIY LEGO Forage Harvester: Farming Simulator Simulator

Taco Bell Selling Deep-Fried Cap\

Taco Bell Selling Deep-Fried Cap'n Crunch Balls

Win Prizes in the Technabob Shop

More from Awesomer Media...

The Awesomer Logo MightyMega Logo 95octane Logo