Chainmaille Running Shoes: Armor for Your Feet
July 15th, 2014
PaleoBarefoot’s $265 PRONATIV chainmaille running shoes are not particularly stylish, but they should protect you from tiny swords and daggers should they be aimed at your feet. Apparently they are supposed to feel like you are running barefoot, but somehow I doubt that.
The best thing about them is that you can allegedly walk on LEGO blocks without any pain. They are worth it for that alone! They also supposedly give you better traction on slick surfaces. Basically, if your squire doesn’t outfit you with a pair of these “shoes” you should behead him immediately.
What do you think? I’m just hoping they replace Crocs. I hate those things. They are just weird and mutant shoes.