Sometimes I’m still surprised by how mainstream, nay, cool geeks and nerds have become, and that there are lots of products that are just eager to win the geek’s attention (and money). Video game conventions now draw huge crowds, there are a billion tech websites as of this writing, movies based on comics and fantasy books are being produced left and right – I don’t know about you, but I sure didn’t have even the slightest bit of hope that the Watchmen would be turned into a movie when I first read it. Well okay the movie wasn’t that great – I still think a miniseries would have done the title more justice – but still, seeing those characters come alive was cool enough. So yeah, what about them nifty Dungeons & Dragons Spellcasting Soda huh?
The sodas come in a variety of flavors with geeky names like Eldritch Blast, Illithid Brain Juice, and – of course – Potion of Healing. But my favorite flavor among has got to be the one that’s zoomed in in the above picture: Sneak Attack. Yes folks, you can drink a freakin’ sneak attack. And apparently it tastes like grapes. The perfect companion to Cheetos has arrived! Order a 6-pack for $11 (USD) or a 12-pack for $19 at Jones Soda’s website.