Back when I had a real job, there were some coworkers at the place that really pissed me off. I wanted to break a couple of them at least once a week. Knowing punching someone in the nose at work meant being fired, I would just go to the break room and throw away their lunch. What I really needed was the RageGage.
This looks like the EasyButton on those Staples commercials, but when you bash this button office supplies don’t appear. It makes a little sound and lights up to tell you how hard you hit it instead. The device connects to a computer via USB and has a number of voices; you can even capture recordings of the people that piss you off so you can hear them scream as you punch the button.
There are a bunch of different styles, and you can even get them with celebrity voices and more. Each of the nine different designs sells for $19.99 (USD) each. You can also use the button as a game controller if you want. Could you bash this instead of a coworker?