I was going to say something about “lotion me up” in the title of this post, but then the thought of Scotty rubbing his hands all over me with suntan lotion made me throw up a little bit in my mouth. Even though I can’t get that image out of my mind, I still absolutely love these Star Trek beach towels.
These large (60″ x 29″) cotton beach towels are perfect for showing everyone on the beach just how much of a Trekkie you really are. They’re available in Command Gold, Science Blue and Ops/Security Red versions, complete with appropriate Federation insignia. I think I’ll stick with the blue one, and I’m definitely avoiding the red shirt as I’m betting anyone who wears one will be devoured by a shark while sitting under their umbrella sipping a pina colada, or at least stung by a jellyfish.
You can grab your Star Trek beach towels over at ThinkGeek for $29.99(USD) each, just in time to hit the beach this Summer.