Despite the fact that I’ve played through both Portal games from start to finish a couple of times now, they’re still some of my favorites of all time. Between the tricky puzzles and gleefully dark sense of humor, what’s not to love? Since it might be a while before Portal 3 is even announced, I need a way to watch the hours tick by as I wait. This should do the trick.
This cool Portal-inspired clock by Celebutante may not be official Valve merch, but that doesn’t make it any less nifty hanging on your wall. It features a single image which pretty much sums up Portal – the iconic infographic guy flinging eternally through a set of vertically-opposed portals, ever increasing in speed.
This 11.8″ wide printed vinyl-on-acrylic clock keeps things simple, but that’s fine by me. It gets the point across just fine, looks cool, and sells for just $13.99(USD). Head on over to Etsy to order yours now. You monster.