Secret Decoder Ring: B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

March 27th, 2015 by Conner Flynn

This secret decoder ring will let you send and receive secret messages without anyone being the wiser. No one will be able to decode your top secret messages unless they have a ring as well. This is the lowest-tech way of being a super awesome super spy.

This elegant stainless steel ring has a nickel finish and turns you into a shadowy spook. No one is going to know what your message says. Hopefully it doesn’t say, “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.” Take it from Ralphie. No one likes a crummy commercial as a secret message.

The secret decoder ring will cost you only $15.99(USD) from Amazon.

[via This Is Why I’m broke]