Cats are evil from the get go. You won’t find a dog that will let you pet him for a few minutes and then randomly bite and scratch you before it runs away and hides under the couch. If any animal was ever an agent of the Dark Side, cats are it. Truly, cats are assholes. If you know someone who really loves cats and Star Wars, this 2017 calendar should be the perfect gift for them, combining kitties and lightsabers.
One image even has a kitten shooting lightning from its deadly little paw. See, I told you they were assholes. I think if you actually gave your cat a lightsaber, it would probably go ahead and kill you with it.
You can grab one for $14.99 at ThinkGeek.
