Move over stick figure family car decals, because there’s a new, post-apocalyptic decal family in town thanks to these Fallout Vault-Tec Family Decals inspired by the characters of Bethesda Game Studios’ Fallout Shelter. The decals, available on Amazon (affiliate link), are perfect for letting other motorists know that, in the event of a nuclear apocalypse, you’ve at least played a video game that kinda-sorta taught you how to survive.
The set includes five sheets of decals, with mix-and-match options for customizing two adults, as well as a bunch of pre-dressed characters in the event you’re a priest, football player, graduate, nerd, ninja, construction worker, doctor, luchador, or hockey mask-wearing psychopathic killer. They also include six children, dogs and cats, as well as a giant mutated cricket in the event you already have one of those.
I just ordered a set, and I can’t wait to put them on my wife’s car. I would have put them on my own car, but I sold it to buy supplies to build a fallout shelter. My wife says I’m crazy, but I say it’s that kind of talk that will make a loved one lose their spot in my bunker when the bomb does drop.