Tag: Apron

On the Enterprise, no one has to worry about getting their clothes dirty when cooking because the replicator does everything for them. Here in the real world we have to cook our own grub. If you are a messy cook like me, you need an apron.

I like to cook, but I am rather messy in the kitchen. I spill things all over the floor and end up with sauce, seeds, and seasonings all over the counter, my clothes, and me. I need an apron to keep stuff off my clothing.

Boo is one of my favorite Super Mario characters. He also seems to be the hardest enemy to get around sometimes. This Super Mario Boo Apron does a good job of simulating the ghost’s main move.

If you are looking for something to wear in the kitchen that is both geeky and sexy, I would suggest this Legend of Zelda apron. It’s dangerous to cook alone. Take this. And make me a steak dinner.

Despite being one of the most frustrating games ever made, Operation was also one of my favorite board games as a child. Perhaps it was because it helped introduce me to the world of medical science, or simply the possibility that the game could give you a mild shock.

Having a barbecue sometimes feels like you’re heading to a war zone, with neighbors incessantly holding out their plates and kids running around and goofing off all over the place. You’ll find that you need to do more than just prepare ingredients and make sure you’ve got enough buns and meat for the party.

R2-D2 was a very versatile droid, but throughout all the Star Wars saga, I don’t ever remember seeing him cooking. Even though the little droid has his own BBQ meat smoker, soy sauce dispenser and pepper mill, he’s still never in the kitchen.

Space, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new teeth, to boldly go where no spoon has gone before. Nope, that’s not right.

Sprite Stitch forum member Jessil and friend Terry made these sweet Mario and Luigi aprons for Jessil’s twin brothers, who are obsessed with all things Nintendo and also love to barbecue. You think this is sweet Jessil?

…and other culinary activities that I know nothing about. I’m not even worthy of wearing a gray apron, if you know what I mean. In any case the World of Warcraft epic cooking apron is the perfect gift for skillful cooks who are also WoW fans (wonder how large the intersection is in that Venn diagram?).