This Darth Vader armchair is the perfect chair for anyone who is allied with the Dark Side and wants to show it. Emperor Palpatine probably has one just like it in his office that he makes Vader sit in when they’re having meetings.
When I was a kid if I had an extra few bucks, I spent the loot on Star Wars action figures. I always tried to find Luke Skywalker, but he was always sold out. You could usually get Darth Vader, and this 40th anniversary action figure looks just like the one I had growing up.
I’d think that Darth Vader would have a hard time with coffee. I mean he wears a helmet all the time, not exactly a headgear that works well for drinking things. Perhaps that is what he was doing inside that ball thingy, chilling and having a cup of joe.
There’s still meat in him, I can feel it… UK-based Burned by Design has been making Vader wood burners for a while now, but they have finally added a grill to the Sith lord, so you can barbecue with the Dark Side of the Force.
Everyone thinks that working from home is so easy. It isn’t. It has its own challenges. Your work day never seems to end, for one thing. Oh and your kids invading your home office, that’s gonna happen.
Why serve your sandwich on ordinary bread, when it can look like Darth Vader instead? Hey, I made an unintentional rhyme. Thanks to the guys at Japanese geek toy company Kotobukiya, we now have some fun Star Wars sandwich shapers!
Do you want to scare the crap out of visitors to your house? Well, this massive Darth Vader statue should do the trick just fine. It measures in at a whopping 7’2″ tall, which is about how tall the real Vader is, and it tips the scales at nearly 850 pounds, which is what Jabba the Hutt probably weighs.
The thing that always bothered me about the relationship between Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine was the power dynamic. Palpatine was in charge. Vader kneeled to him after all. The thing is that Vader was literally one of the most powerful Jedi ever.
Darth Vader finds your lack of sliced pizza disturbing. This Lightsaber Pizza Cutter with Sound will help. Because you don’t have enough novelty Star Wars kitchen items. One more won’t hurt.
This pizza cutter looks like Darth Vader’s lightsaber, but unlike his weapon, it will cut your pizza without cutting your table in half too.
I’m not a big toy collector, so I am not too familiar with Beast Kingdom’s action figures. This one is supposed to be based on Darth Vader as seen in Rogue One. The proportions are all wrong for the helmet though, which I assume to be the thing with these Egg Attack figures.
I’ve talked about the Selk’bag wearable sleeping bag before and thought it might be perfect for those people you know who are always cold. The catch with the first version we saw was that it only came in boring solid colors.
Darth Vader isn’t a character I normally think of as being excited for Christmas. I’d bet he is very much like Scrooge when it comes to the holidays. That doesn’t mean you can’t be ready for Christmas decorating though, even though it isn’t even Halloween yet.
Holy Sith, that’s a cool car charger! Darth Vader knows that when you leave the house, your smartphone battery just seems to drain to nothing very quickly. So he is ready to travel with you and keep your devices all charged up with the power of the Dark Side.
If this security camera looks familiar to you, that’s because it’s designed to look like a Minion version of the Sith Lord. It was designed by Hyeonseok Kim, a Korean design student, and it looks pretty cool.