Tag: Food

I can get behind sweet things that are kind of spicy. I am a big fan of Hot Tamale candies and have been known to mow through a pack or two of Red Hots a year.

I like Oreos, but not the normal ones. They have to be double stuffed, chocolate filled, or lemon. I generally pass on other flavors. Now Nabisco has a new flavor that might be the strangest cookie concoction ever – Waffles & Syrup Oreos.

Growing up the height of comedy was placing whatever I was eating directly over the tines of my fork so it looked like a macaroni fork. I could pull that gag with macaroni, green beans, and french fries.

Costume designer Olivia Mears aka “Taco Belle” aka “AvantGeek” is at it again with a cool dress that looks like a pizza. When she’s standing up in her pizza dress it looks like a ball gown of some sort.

Out of all the extinct dinosaurs, none saddened me more than the disappearance of the TriceraTACO who would majestically carry tacos for other dinosaurs to devour. But good news. TriceraTACO is back as an awesome taco holder.

Donuts are usually the domain of sweet eats for early morning gobbling. You can get some savory donuts though, like the bacon maple variety that the fancy gas station up the street from me gets fresh every morning.

I’m not a huge fan of most pies this side of lemon, but I’d totally eat this steampunk cherry pie. It looks awesome with a top crust that looks like a bunch of gears and clock parts.

I like yummy breakfasts as much as the next guy, but Japan takes things to a whole ‘nother level. In Japan they don’t just eat pancakes for breakfast, they bathe in breakfast foods too. Yes, there are pancake baths open in Japan right now.

Good ‘ol Elmer Fudd was always out hunting wabbits. I assume he liked to eat wabbit stew or something of the sort. Elmer never caught that wabbit because wabbits are wascally. If Fudd had lived in Japan he could have eaten a rabbit made of pure carbs.

McDonald’s isn’t exactly fine dining, but they have two things on the menu that are fantastic. One is the french fries – they’re not too crunchy and not too soft, with plenty of salt. The other are their fountain Cokes.

Kids like food shaped like stuff. I’m rather famous around my house for making pancakes that are shaped like butts. Everyone likes to eat food shaped like something. Enter the Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter. It’s sort of like a cookie cutter, only it’s meant to cut your bread.

There is always something bizarre to eat coming out of Japan. Boy, that sounded weird. If you like coffee, Japan may have the next snack for you to drool over. The treat is from Snow Brand Milk and is a spreadable version of the company’s coffee.

My kids loved apples growing up. The catch was that they refused to eat the apple if there was any hint of where the sticker used to be. You couldn’t just slice off that one bit of skin either, it had to be completely peeled away.

I am a serious fan of gummy bears. There are some out there that are crap though, you know the ones that are hard and will break your jaw to eat. Normally I buy my gummy bears in the small packs you get at the gas station.

Ok Ladies, do you have a man and you can’t figure out what to get him for Valentine’s Day, his birthday, Christmas or any other holiday? Man Crates Jerkygrams. Bros, have you somehow convinced a woman to like you and she wants to know what to get you as a gift?

Pokémon fans probably know that Magikarp is pretty damn useless. In Japan, a new snack in the shape of the Magikarp has turned up, and it may be the most useful evolution of the character. It’s available at a Taiyaki shop called Kurikoan and is called Koiking-yaki.