Tag: Yoga Pants

Captain’s log, Stardate 92776.95, Starship Enterprise. We have happened upon a planet filled with women of great uhm… assets. They all wear tight pants and stand in strange poses all day. I am gathering an away team to explore the planet and for the first time in the history of the Enterprise, every red shirt onboard has volunteered to come along.

We can sit here and debate what qualifies as yoga pants and what are leggings all day. My opinion is that they are basically the same thing, and I think Darth Vader would agree. If you are a woman with a geeky side, you need these Star Wars Empire leggings.

I’d like to think if Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were in the midst of a massive Lightsaber duel and Princess Leia walked by wearing R2-D2 yoga pants, they would do the right thing and stop to admire her booty.