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Portable Pizza Oven Lets You Cook-a Nice-a Pizz-a Pie in a Moving Car

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How many times have you said to yourself: “I really, really wish I could cook a pizza while driving.” Well have I got something for you.

portable pizza oven

The Porta-Pizza oven could be just what the doctor ordered. This 12-volt pizza oven looks almost like an April Fools prank from The Onion, but it’s real. Now I’d be afraid that I’d kill my car battery with the amount of power you’d need to cook pizza, but what the heck do I know? And what’s to stop you from making toast in your front seat with this? Yay, toast on the go! Just plug it into your 12-volt accessory outlet, add your ingredients and get cookin’!

Now I thought people texting and driving were bad, but I bet dropping a scorching hot slice of melty mozzarella and pepperoni onto your lap is sure to get you into an accident or two.

This Stupidiotic invention is available from Stupidiotic for $36 (USD). I wonder if this is how Domino’s plans on reviving their 30-minutes or less promise now…





Comments (5):

  1. togo says:

    This is actually a great idea. It’s perfect for RVs, campers, and boats, maybe even a day-trip picnic at the beach.

    Just because you have no use for it doesn’t mean it’s idiotic. That’s like saying cell phones and smart phones are idiotic because people insist on using them while driving. or balconies are bad because people spit on other people from them, and that, implicity, the people who designs and manufactures them are morons.

    Laptops are lethal if you bash someone’s brains out with one. And pacifiers are choking hazards if you ram on down someone’s unfortunate gullet.

  2. togo says:

    Along with its recreational uses, I bet there’s at least a few construction workers and caterers who’d be thrilled to have one of these on their outdoor jobs running off generators.

  3. tunapapa says:

    well, maybe.
    how long times it takes to warm up the pizza?

  4. gabe says:

    its one thing to get hit by hot blond texting on her phone, but to get hit by a fat guy making a pizza.

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