Yin Yang Bathtub for Couples Keeps You Close, but Not Too Close
Tired of sharing your bath water with your significant other? Did you pee in the tub again? Why? Why do you do this to me? What is all that sludge floating in the water? How long has it been since you last bathed? Well, couples sharing a bathtub can be trouble and it keeps you both a little too close for comfort. Now there is this $55,000 Yin Yang Couple’s Bath bathtub that can solve your problems.
The beauty of it is that it’s actually two separate tubs so you can bathe together, but you know, stay the hell away too. It’s perfect for the relationship on the decline. A good step to take before the whole separate beds thing. It even features a soundwave massage and has colored lights in rainbow colors.
The whole concept is fairly creepy. What did you do today dear? I stayed the hell away from you, that’s what I did and I am continuing that trend right now. What did you do? I was in the big tub with the poolboy.