$4,200 Tank Inspired Computer Workstation Has Dual Gatling Guns, Functional Treads

With over 17 years of writing experience, Jonathan has had a passion for all things tech-related, ever since watching Inspector Gadget as a child. He's disassembled countless appliances and managed to put a few back together, and one still works. When not writing, he can often be found playing video games or accidentally hurting himself in the garage.

The Cluvens J20 Gatling Battlestation is a $4,200 computer desk that looks more like it belongs in a RoboCop movie than your home office. The unit features dual gatling gun replicas, as well as functional tank treads so you can push it around the room and accidentally yank all your computer cables out of their outlets. I must have it.

The battlestation can support a single 49″ monitor, or up to three 29″ monitors, which can be lifted up and out of the way on the system’s dual arms when you’re not in computing mode and just want to survey the battlefield that is your home office. I’m not going to lie, my office does look like somebody has been testing missiles in there. My wife won’t even enter, she just stands in the doorway shaking her head.

The over-the-top workstation features a fully adjustable, ergonomic chair with electric adjustments, which can be used sitting upright, or almost laying down. Me? I like to use my computer laying down. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve dozed off while working on a spreadsheet and just filled the cells with gibberish, but it was definitely often enough to get me fired from my last job.

[via TechEBlog]

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With over 17 years of writing experience, Jonathan has had a passion for all things tech-related, ever since watching Inspector Gadget as a child. He's disassembled countless appliances and managed to put a few back together, and one still works. When not writing, he can often be found playing video games or accidentally hurting himself in the garage.