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Motion-sensing Under Bed Lighting Saves Marriages

by Shane McGlaun
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I love my dear wife, but she can be a real asshole sometimes. If I get out of bed in the dark to go to the bathroom, I stumble through the pitch black room, navigate the gaping maw of the pile of 57 shoes she never puts away that reside on my side of the bed, silently lift the lid, and then pee on the sides of the bowl so the splash doesn’t wake her. Mostly I do all that to avoid waking her up. I’m a nighttime urinating ninja and ninjas don’t talk.

When she gets out of bed she stomps around, turns on all the lights, and tells me loudly (and at 2am) about the dream she had where I didn’t return her calls for two days before climbing back into bed and not turning off the bathroom light. I’m so buying this motion-activated under bed light system.

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When it detects the motion of your feet, the soft LED light turns on so you can see your way to the bathroom, and without waking the whole room. It can be set to automatically turn back off after motion has stopped. and is also perfect for mounting under bathroom cabinets, so it can light the way there too.

The only downside I see is that this will do nothing to get you out of hearing about dreams or the stomping. They should bundle this with padded shoes and a gag of some sort for the perfect sleep system.

Best of all, the underbed light system is currently just $24 on Amazon. That’s much cheaper than even a single marriage counseling session.

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