When I was a kid, I had one of those Stretch Armstrong toys. It was tons of fun until I decided that stretching it as far as my arms would go wasn’t enough, and I sliced it open with a pair of scissors. If you’ve never seen the disgusting goo that’s inside of a Stretch Armstrong, check this out. I’m pretty sure this tiny version of Stretch wouldn’t nearly the mess if you decided to cut it open.
This pocket-sized Stretch Armstrong measures just 4″ tall, and is the perfect, noise-free alternative to fidget spinners. Plus, it won’t drive your dog or cat insane when you play with it. Flex him, contort him, and stretch him to get your aggression out. When stretched to his limits, he goes from 4″ to 12″. I just realized how that sounds.