Told You He Wasn’T Far Behind: Darth Vader on a Race Car
I knew it. After this ominous sighting, we now have concrete proof that the stories that our chubby, white-bearded forefather told us were just that: mere stories. Know this: The Sith Lord is upon us.
He’s not in a galaxy far, far away. He’s in a black Ariel Atom. The person who took this picture is most certainly dead. Force Lightning’ed to ashes. His ashes Force Lightning’ed to fermions. Because that’s how Vader rolls.