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In China They Sell Peaches with Underwear

by Conner Flynn

Leave it to China to be all weird and objectify their peaches. It isn’t totally unexpected though. Peaches do look like tiny backsides. At least if you squint. And now fruit vendors in China are taking advantage of the peaches’ butt shape, making them all weird and alluring.

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They do look like well-proportioned little butts. This is apparently all being done to capitalize on the the upcoming romantic Qixi Festival. A box of nine panty fruits is 498 yuan or $80(USD). That is pretty expensive for a bunch of peaches and mini undies. And none of them are even marketed as Princess Peach.

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How do you inspect them for freshness? By turning the other cheek. I’m so sorry.

[China News via Kotaku]

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