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Oyasumi Goodnight Keep Bra Brings Women Unnatural Perkiness
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Some women’s vanity extend to more than just their mugs. Yes, aside from making sure their face is free from fine lines, creases, and wrinkles in all the wrong places, another huge concern is their bodies. Specifically, the chest area.… |
May 23rd, 2012
Custom Zelda: Twilight Princess Shoes: It’s Dangerous to Walk Barefoot, Take These!
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…or any other footwear. Walking barefoot can be quite dangerous. But not as dangerous as a walking bear foot. But that’s a fake topic for another fake day. Right now we’re looking at a pair of Vans slip-ons painted with the Hylian shield design from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight … |
May 22nd, 2012
Iron Man Cufflinks Assemble Your Shirt Sleeves
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You were amazed at Iron Man’s transforming suitcase in Iron Man 2. You were surprised by his transforming… pod thing in The Avengers. Now, behold: Iron Man cufflinks. What’s that? No, they don’t transform. But I’ll let you in on a trade secret: neither did the suitcase and … |
May 21st, 2012
Iron Man Dunk High Sneakers are Hard to Assemble
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You may have already seen and drooled at those Iron Man and War Machine sneakers from a couple of years ago, but this pair may just make your heart burst, because it comes with a replica of the arc reactor from the Iron Man… movies. |
May 16th, 2012
How Many People Like That Shirt? These Hangers Let You Know
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Most shoppers are governed by the rule of supply and demand. There’s also the rule of majority wants. (If it isn’t obvious enough, that’s something I coined myself.) So basically, my self-made rule states that most people will tend to want something more, if they see that a lot of… |
May 16th, 2012
Killer Charm Bracelet Puts Six Deadly Weapons on Your Wrist
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Looking to accessorize with a bracelet that’s not loaded with hearts and cute little charms like hearts and shiny gems? Then look no further than this charm bracelet, bedecked with tiny little weapons.… |
May 15th, 2012
Nintendo Game Boy Watch: Because the Actual Game Boy Didn’t Have a Clock Function
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Today’s handheld videogame systems all have built-in clocks, but if you want to see the time on a Game Boy the closest you can get is the Watch Boy, an official Nintendo merchandise released back in the 90s. The design of the watch is unabashedly childish, which is why it’s… |
May 14th, 2012
Diesel DZ7164 Watch: Chunky Digital Time
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Have you gotten tired of your old watch, or are you actually looking for one to augment your smartphone as your default time-telling device? Check out the DZ7164 from Diesel’s Youngblood line. It’s pretty beefy, and it’s got a cool digital display.… |
May 14th, 2012
Pizzasaurus: Best Necklace Ever?
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It has a dinosaur. Check. It has pizza. Check. It is bling. Check. This Pizzasaurus necklace is everything that you have ever wanted in a necklace all in one. If you love wearing shiny things and love dinosaurs (we know you love pizza) then this is your ticket to geeking… |
May 14th, 2012
Gigawatt the TimeFormer: Where He’s Going, He Won’t Need Roads
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Transformers… scholars will be quick to point out that there’s already an Autobot that transforms into a DeLorean DMC-12, but let’s out-point them with this point. Which would you rather have: Swindler, a weakling whose most notable achievement is a stint as a pro wrestling manager or Gigawatt, a mighty |
May 11th, 2012
