Do you need a special place to escape from the world? Maybe you just want to get away from the Internet for a while. That’s cool. Everyone needs a break now and then. Colonel Sanders feels your pain and has designed a very special bunker for you. Whether it’s the holidays and you’re sick of the whole family staring at their phones, or the apocalypse, you will find solace in this KFC Internet Escape Pod.
Just pack everyone in this tent, which acts like a magical dome to disrupt your gadgets. Once inside, you will actually be forced to talk with one another and look at each other. Do you even recognize each other anymore? Don’t worry, it will be shocking at first, but I’m sure you will realize that you do actually know these people outside of Facebook.
Make sure you have a large bucket of fried chicken to help you pass the time and ensure that the entire inside surface of this tent gets as greasy as possible. The Colonel is sprawled all over the roof and looking down on you after all. Good times. No, that’s not creepy at all.
This steel and stainless steel mesh faraday cage and can be yours for the low, low price of $5,000.