Despite being smack dab in the middle of Chicago, my neighborhood is packed with all manner of woodland creatures. Every time I walk the dog, she wants to chase at least a dozen brown bunny rabbits, a couple of garter snakes, and run up a tree to hunt down a squirrel or three. But what do you do if you don’t have any squirrels in your area? Surely, there must be a solution. Fortunately, there is, and it’s called “Handi Squirrel.”
Yes, now you too can have your very own squirrel whenever and wherever the mood strikes. Simply install the squirrel head, arms, and legs onto your fingertips, et voila! Instant squirrel. Problem solved. Sadly, it doesn’t come with a fluffy tail, but you can remedy that with one of these.
The Handi Squirrel can be yours right now over at Perpetual Kid for the low, low price of just $6.99.