School Looks Like the Millennium Falcon, Can’t Do the Kessel Run in Under 12 Parsecs
April 16th, 2012
Is this evidence that Parkland High School was built upon the ancient crash site of the Millennium Falcon? Are they secretly planning a Smugglers school? Did George Lucas re-edit this institution?
Nah. It’s probably just coincidence. Or some mass conspiracy that we aren’t aware of. A Millennium Falcon school would be awesome though. You could learn to be a scoundrel. Learn how to speak Wookiee and where to hide your contraband cargo. Master the fine art of flying into a space creatures mouth, battling Mynocks on it’s insides and flying out again.
Yes, at the Millennium Falcon School of Higher Learning, you will even learn the fine art of differentiating Moons from Space stations and negotiating a price for passengers with Jedi and farm boys. Enroll right away.