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Dragon Cake!!!!! *Head Esplodes*

by Lambert Varias
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In a marmalade forest (forest), between the make-believe trees, in a cottage cheese – cottage, lives not Albi but this head – esploding Cake Dragon. I meant Dragon Cake.

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WHAT’S UP. WHAT IS UP. Some guy named John got this as his birthday cake. Fortunately his friend Astro-Lopithecus shot these wonderful pictures before the filthy humans attacked the helpless creature.

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Look at that stupid grin. They probably drugged him to coax him out of his cottage-cheese cottage. Or maybe he paid for his debts with his life, what with his meager treasure.

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Or maybe he died and was cakefied while protecting his ginormous D20. Astro-Lopithecus also took pics of the aftermath, but I refuse to defile the memory of the Cake Dragon with such barbaric images. A commenter on Astro-Lopithecus’ Flickr account claims that the Dragon Cake was made by Mike’s Amazing Cakes, but that’s nothing more than a rumor. False claims. Tall tales. Mark my words: Cake Dragons exist.

[via Boing Boing]

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