I like the holidays, but my in-laws can really piss me off. My mother-in-law really gets to me because she is a dumb-ass. I hope that trait isn’t hereditary because if my wife goes moron all the sudden we are going to have a big problem. I don’t drink normally, but when I hear she is coming over, I reach for a bottle of something. I’ll swig Listerine if it will make her easier to deal with.
If you have a similar issue with your in-laws, you might benefit from having a nice stout martini ready to go in a kit form. This DIY Martini kit uses a small mint tin like Altoids come in. The extent of the DIY nature of this seems to be drilling a hole so you can put one of those water gun stoppers in the bottom of the tin.
You keep a couple small bottles of liquor in the thing and an olive in a small baggie so when the need hits you are ready to mix. I guess it’s a good thing I don’t drink or I’d be a sloshing drunk during the holidays. Check out the video to see this thing in action.