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Talking Bender Has Plenty to Say, None of it Nice

by Paul Strauss
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As a Futurama fan myself, I’ve had a Bender figure on my desk for years. He’s even got a tiny bottle of beer and a cigar you can put in his hands. But now that I see this new and improved Bender, I think it might be time for me to upgrade.

That’s because this Bender utters a variety of snarky remarks with the push of a button.

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Of course, Talking Bender says “Bite my shiny metal ass!,” but that’s just plain obvious. On the other hand, gems like “Hasta La Vista, meatbag!” and “I’ll open my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!” are the real reason to pick one of these up now.

In addition to his sassy witticisms, Bender stands 9-inches tall, has bendable (of course) arms, and a hollow chest cavity you can store your tiniest possessions inside. Proving, as we already knew, that Bender has no heart (we already knew his liver was gone.) He also comes with interchangeable eyeballs, which let you choose between a variety of moods, ranging from “deer caught in the headlights”, to “pissed off” to “hung over.”

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So what are you waiting for, meatbag? Head over to ThinkGeek now, and grab your own Talking Bender figure for $24.99(USD).



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