Yum. Gingerbread. But eww Ewoks, the Return of the Jedi equivalent of Jar Jar Binks. Well, maybe they aren’t that bad. Screw it, I would still eat this whole damn village. Maybe by doing so, I can prevent Endor from ever existing.
It was created by Canadian baker The Infinite Yums for a charity auction. It even has a Death Star with green LED lighting that’s made of Rice Krispies. It would be a perfect dessert for after I ate every last Ewok. Go ahead, poke your spears and fire your catapults at me, you little freaks.
This huge confectionery masterpiece is nicely detailed and also features C-3PO, R2, Yoda, Chewbacca and a pile of Stormtrooper heads. Great work. If you must allow Ewoks to exist, they might as well be edible.