I laughed at the 12-port USB hubs. I shook my head at the 24-port model. But apparently even that was not enough for some of you. Here! Take the MondoHub! You’ll probably have to steal devices to fill this one up.
Four of the hub’s 28 ports are USB 3.0 compatible; the rest are USB 2.0. Each port gets up to 500mA from the hub’s power adapter and has its own power switch.