X

EU Visitor Notice: This Website Uses Cookies

This website uses cookies to improve user experience, to provide analytical data to better serve our visitors, and to serve advertising to fund our operations. By using our website you consent to all cookies in accordance with our Privacy & Cookie Policy.

Your preference will be saved for 90 days, or until you clear your browser cookies.


I AGREE
I DISAGREE
Learn More
Cool Gadgets, Gizmos, Games and Geek Stuff on Technabob
VISIT OUR OTHER SITES: THE AWESOMER | 95OCTANE

Emperor Palpatine Ultrasound: Do Midi-Chlorians Really Exist?

by Conner Flynn
Advertisement

Holy crap guys! I don’t know if the mother is claiming that midi-chlorians did it, but someone is having a Sith baby. We have proof. Just look at this ultrasound.

emperor palpatine

The Force really is more powerful than we can imagine. I hope for the mother’s sake, he hasn’t learned how to shoot lightning from his fingertips. “As you can see, Mother, your physicians have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle womb!”

This kid is going to a real problem child. Do not get him a toy lightsaber, whatever you do. In fact, maybe they should hide this kid on Tatooine. Wait. No, that never works. We are all so very screwed.

[via Obvious Winner]

Deals in The Technabob Shop



Above NYC in 12K

Above NYC in 12K

Battlefield V (Trailer)

Battlefield V (Trailer)

Deal: Mighty Spotify Player

Deal: Mighty Spotify Player

Advertisement
1967 Shelby GT500 Super Snake Continuation Cars Revive the ’60s

1967 Shelby GT500 Super Snake Continuation Cars Revive the ’60s

BMW 8 Series Coupe’s V8 Sounds Off

BMW 8 Series Coupe’s V8 Sounds Off

2019 Mercedes-AMG E 53 Lands in Late 2018

2019 Mercedes-AMG E 53 Lands in Late 2018