I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t take a bath with the Alien queen or her babies. But if you do encounter their nasty saliva and get all grimy from fighting them, you need to clean up once it is all over. Might as well get squeaky clean with some soap shaped like H.R. Giger’s Aliens.
This creepy set of four Alien soaps comes from Etsy seller TheHalloweenQueen in a variety of scents, and includes two queens and two babies. Aren’t they adorable? Well, they are until you drop one in your suds and can’t find it again. Then it attacks you underwater and lays eggs in your skin or just bites your butt.
If you’re willing to risk it, this set is very affordable at just $4(USD).