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The Urban Armor Dress Protects Your Personal Space

by Conner Flynn
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The Urban Armor Dress designed by Kathleen McDermott will protect your personal space if people get too close. It has two proximity detectors that make the dress expand outward like an umbrella if somebody is standing too close. It is the “leave me the hell alone” dress.

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When their presence is no longer detected, it closes back up again and it looks like a (somewhat) normal dress. I hope it doesn’t malfunction and raise the dress all the way up. That would be very embarrassing.

Basically this is a dress for princesses who can’t bear to stand too close to us peasants. Such ladies need like twice the personal space we minions need. They also need rescuing all the time, so they aren’t all that.

[via Geekologie]

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