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Life-like Lara Croft Sex Robot Coming Soon: That Sounds Wrong

by Conner Flynn
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Now that I have the attention of every pervy basement dwelling freak, you’ll be happy to know that the CEO of a sex doll company has hinted that a Lara Croft sex bot could soon be hitting the shelves. It will be lifelike for your pleasure.

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Matt McMullen’s company RealDoll produces all kinds of amazingly lifelike sex dolls based on porn stars and celebrities. Now they are apparently eyeing the lucrative nerd fantasy market. Lara has been a fantasy for many nerds for decades now and soon you will be able to raid her tomb. It’s not known whose face the doll will be based on, but there’s a good bet that Angelina Jolie won’t be licensing her likeness for such a thing.

A lot of prepubescent boys grew up playing Tomb Raider and were probably thinking ‘wow I’d really like to meet the real Lara Croft and get to know her’. We do as human beings form these kind of attractions towards characters real or fictional.

What’s next? Princess Peach? Samus? Ms. Pac-Man?

[via Mirror]

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