This book looks just like the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Beetlejuice. But unlike the one in the movie, it won’t instruct you on what to do when you die. Instead, it’s a hardcover journal, so you can write down your own thoughts about being recently deceased or anything else.
This journal has 250 pages for you to fill. Just don’t say you-know-who’s name three times while you’re doodling. I think you can probably write it three times safely, but it’s better not to take the chance.
If you fill up this journal with nothing but his name? God only knows what would happen. DO NOT DO THIS. Seriously. Just don’t. It’s really bad! Just take my word for it.
