This Cotton Candy Burrito Must Be What Unicorns Poop

I like me some burritos, but I am a burrito snob. I once ate a gas station breakfast burrito and my anus hated me for a week. I now stick with burritos I see being made to order from Chipotle; thankfully they are on approximately every corner in Colorado Springs. That all said, I would SO eat this cotton candy burrito.

This cotton candy burrito comes from a place in Sarnia, Ontario called Sugar Sugar and it has a ice cream core wrapped in cotton candy. It sort of looks like a unicorn turd, but a turd I would eat the sprinkles out of. I wonder when my trusty dog Jetty McJetface eats a turd if this is what his little doggy eyes see?

This is an ICE CREAM BURRITO wrapped in COTTON CANDY! Conceived out of a dessert shop in Ontario, CANADA, the filling is ice cream, the proverbial tortilla is flattened cotton candy. Who's into it?! ??MORE INFO, CLICK LINK IN OUR BIO!!??

A post shared by foodbeast (@foodbeast) on Jun 19, 2017 at 5:15pm PDT

I hope those colored dots inside are actually Nerds candy and not sprinkles. The best thing Dairy Queen ever made, and then discontinued, was the Nerds Blizzard. I want this so bad.

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