The Toilet Paper Blaster Skid Shot. That’s quite a product name. And given that name, just looking at this gun you might think that this is a weapon designed for friends to fire a shot and wipe your ass. While that might be fun, but this toy gun is about something else. Blasting out spitballs.
I’m just spitballing here, but this is a brilliant invention for troublesome brat on your gift list this holiday season. Basically, you load this bad boy up with a roll of TP and a fill up its water reservoir so that you can shoot spitballs all day long. With each shot, it feeds a bit of toilet paper into the chamber, wets it and shoots a big wad.
This thing would have been great for mischief night, but I also want a gun that shoots whole rolls of toilet paper so you can TP houses quickly and beat it before the 5-0 arrive. Give me these two weapons in my arsenal, along with an egg cannon, and I’m going Rambo on your house. And I’m not afraid to show up the next night on Halloween to get some candy from you. That’s just how I roll. TP roll that is.