Do you take your Xbox gaming seriously? Serious enough to smell like an Xbox? Or at least use Xbox branded deodorant, body spray or shower gel? Well, your wish has come true. Microsoft wants to help you smell like a video game console. Xbox and Unilever’s Lynx brand in Australia and New Zealand are set to release a line of deodorant, body spray and shower gel.
“Lynx Xbox is a fresh scent of pulsing green citrus, featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood. Containing a range of natural essential oils, the Xbox Lynx range comes with a sleek new look and features a body spray, deodorant, and shower gel.”
Xbox ANZ boss Tania Chee says that users can spray or wash with Xbox Lynx to “power up” before heading out the door in the morning. Or maybe before your big game. Talk about products that shouldn’t exist. And when they do exist they should be scented like Mountain Dew and Doritos. Because that’s the authentic gamer smell. Well, that and BO. Who is going to use this? Would you?