They used to tell you to not play with your food when you were a kid. Forget that nonsense. Play with your food all you want – especially when it’s Jell-O. These new Jell-O Play Build & Eat kits make it perfectly acceptable.
Fancy a free serving or two of Jell-O? Feeling down in the dumps and firing away tweets laced with “:(” at the beginning, middle, or end?
If you answered “yes” to both, then you might just receive a tweet from @JelloMoodMeter with a link to claim your free pudding.
I’ve always wanted to rage at someone and tell them to eat lead. Okay, so that might just be in my wildest dreams, because I don’t think I can pull something like that off – unless, of course, I actually had these gold Jell-o bullets in my arsenal.
There was a show on when I was in first grade called That’s Incredible. I loved that show and I remember this one dude came on the show that could eat glass. I thought if I could do that in the lunchroom I could totally hold hands with a third grade girl that sat across from me at lunch because no girl can resist a glass eater.
Halloween-party-throwing foodie gamers – is that a demographic? If so, folks, it’s your day. If you have been dying to suck the sugar-force from a gelatinous Metroid, don’t worry. You’re covered.
Strawberries, green jello, apple… and no strong stomach required.