Some glorious bastard over on Reddit has cobbled together what might be the funniest fake LEGO kit ever. It’s called “Dead Obi-Wan Kenobi,” and it’s basically a cloak and lightsaber lying on the ground.
You know this Dead Obi-Wan kit would sell if LEGO actually made it, and it would be super cheap to make.
If you think that Mother Nature is impressed by the Dark Side, you’d be wrong – because just like anyone else, the Dark Lord of the Sith still probably got drenched in torrential downpours, unless he uses his telekinetic abilities to shield him.
The Force is sure to help your game with these bowling balls featuring the likeness of iconic Star Wars characters.
Whether you’re Jedi or Sith, there’s a ball for you. While I think it would be fun to show up to league with Darth Vader bowling bag, you might prefer the grimacing visage of Jedi Master Yoda.
Or maybe you can’t decide which side you’re on, and would rather go for the showdown between Anakin and Obi-Wan.
Brunswick makes these officially licensed Star Wars bowling balls under their Viz-a-Ball brand, which features limited edition graphics ranging from Scooby Doo to the Three Stooges to the Clone Troopers heading off into battle.
There are also balls featuring C-3PO, Darth Maul, Boba Fett, Leia and Amadala among others.
ThinkGeek is now offering these totally over the top Star Wars Force FX Lightsabers. They’re far more substantial and effect-laden than the cheapo toy lightsabers out there.
Each lightsaber features a variety of cool effects, including:
glowing blades with sliding power-up/down effect
sound effects digitally recorded from the movie
motion sensor controlled sound effects, Power-up, idle hum, clash, and power-down
a heavy-duty metal hilt to looks and feels like a “real” lightsaber
The come in 5 varieties, including: Darth Maul – DUAL Red Blade – $199.99