Tag: Robe

Robes are weird, it’s almost like wearing a dress for us guys. Growing up, the only time we wore robes was Christmas Day because my mom didn’t want us in our Underoos in the pictures when we came down to unwrap our presents.

I’ve never known anyone to wear a robe on a normal basis other than people in movies. The only time we ever wore robes growing up was Christmas Day so mom could take pictures that didn’t involve kids in their underwear.

Growing up, the only time we wore pajamas to bed or around the house was Christmas Day. The other 364 days of the year it was tightie whities or at best Funderoos. That means that each year when Christmas would come around we had to go buy new PJs.

Hey there True Believer! Start your day feeling like the first Avenger with the officially licensed Captain America terry robe. It has a hood with eye holes and Cap’s shield embroidered at the back. If you (think) you have a super soldier’s physique, you can remove the belt and let Steve and Roger hang out.

Check out these awesome Doctor Who bath robes from Forbidden Planet. There’s no better way to stay warm after you exit your TARDIS themed shower.

Ok, I can’t imagine a better geek gift than this. It’s an officially-licensed Starfleet bathrobe. Rarely seen on the deck of the Enterprise, these toasty terrycloth robes must have been used by the crew when they had some downtime between missions.

On second thought, I think they just chose the wrong model. Was he going for a sagacious expression? Is he using the Force? Or is he just ashamed?

What does a Jedi Knight need to do when after a long day force pushing and pulling off mind tricks – take o nice soak in the tub, right? When you’re done, you can dry off with one of these plush Jedi bath robes.