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A Perfect Massage Turns Your Xbox 360 Controller Into a Remote-Controlled Vibrator

by Paul Strauss

The Xbox Live community has produced some really entertaining little games. It’s also produced a game which makes your 360 controllers into a wireless “sensual massager”. And I think we all know what that means.


Just download A Perfect Massage onto your Xbox 360, and you can turn one or more of your controllers into a vibrating massager. Choose from settings with names like “Tropical”, “Volcano”, “Ocean” and “Swedish”.


Or switch into manual mode, and use your controller to remotely vibrate up to 3 additional controllers, if that’s what you’re into.


So if your muscles (or some other body parts) are feeling tense, you can grab the game on the Xbox Live community marketplace for just 200 Microsoft Points, less than one of those “Magic Fingers” beds they have in no-tell motel rooms.

[A Perfect Massage]

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  7. Emily says:

    lol! “Massager”, I have always thought about harnessing the vibration function for masturbation.

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