asspeaker says what? [nsfw]

Warning. You are about to see what could easily be the most insane design for a speaker ever created. Just don’t let your boss look over your shoulder or they might think you’re surfing for porn.

Javad Yazdani, Mohsen Tafazzoly, Younes Daneshvar

The Asspeaker is a 2.1 speaker system shaped like… your butt. Well maybe not your butt, but somebody’s butt. The speaker features a subwoofer with what could only be described as a “strategically-placed” tuned bass port (between the cheeks). And if one butt isn’t enough for you, the two wireless satellites can be stored together to form a smaller pair of buttocks.

assspeaker by Javad Yazdani, Mohsen Tafazzoly, Younes Daneshvar

To turn on the Asspeaker, you tap the right cheek, and to adjust the volume, you rub the left one. Did I happen to mention that everything is wrong about this concept?

The asspeaker is the brainchild of designers Javad Yazdani, Mohsen Tafazzoly, and Younes Daneshvar. While the design is still just a concept, Javad, Mohsen and Younes should get their asses on a plane to Vegas next week where both the Consumer Electronics Show and a porn convention are going on at the same time.

Surely, somebody has got to give them a business deal there.

[via Behance]

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  1. RandomAnon says:

    This won’t end well.

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