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Zombie Haiku: 5 Eyeballs, 7 Guts, 5 Braaaaaaains

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Zombie Haiku could possibly be the best book title of the year (although I think Pride and Prejudice and Zombies comes in a close second).

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Author Ryan Mecum’s humorous book features the 5-7-5 poetic stylings of the undead masses, including such literary gems as:

With a strong sucking,
they pop right into my mouth.
Eyeballs taste like grapes.

Lying on the road,
a few ate until they burst.
I eat what burst out.

and my personal favorite:

Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.
BRaiNS, brains, Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.
BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS, brains.

Pulitzer prize here we come.


[Think Geek via The Awesomer]



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