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Tonberry Cake Provides Inevitable, Edible Doom

by Alisha K.
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I gotta say, there’s just something weirdly appropriate about a Tonberry cake, if only because those creepy little beasts come equipped with their own knives, the better for cutting your cake with. But I guess that would make them suicidal, or at least cutters, and that really doesn’t fit the Tonberry M.O. No, I’m pretty sure they’re way more interested in stabbing you. So I guess this cake is really about sweet, sweet revenge.

tonberry cake final fantasy

For the unitiated, Tonberries are little lizard-like creatures from the Final Fantasy series, and they are nasty dudes with those knives. But perhaps the worst thing about them is the way they tend to creep up on you, advancing with every turn, not attacking but only preparing, while you’re busy hoping you can kill him before he takes out a party member (invariably the most important person).

Also? They apparently make excellent cakes. But this was a wedding cake, and I’m not sure what that says about the couple’s relationship. It is unstoppable and violent? A little scaly? Frightening beyond belief? Here’s hoping it’s just eternal.

[via That Girl’s Site]

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