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GoPro’s and Squirrel’s First Date Sure Got Nasty

by Stirling Matheson
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GoPros are great. They film the vast majority of awesome car videos, HALO jumping videos, and other YouTube-worthy displays of badassery. They’re also often stashed in interesting places to catch wild animals like squirrels, feral cats, and douchebags doing amusing things like eating nuts, assaulting small objects, and flipping their shit when their idiots pranks backfire. It’s a wonderful piece of technology. What we didn’t know, however, was just how erotic the humble GoPro can be.

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Things started off fairly tame. The GoPro invited the squirrel to enjoy a picnic under a tree; it was sweet, innocent, and romantic. Squirrel was timid at first, retreating a few times, and then dashing back in for another taste of those delicious nuts. GoPro just sat there, letting its date get comfortable, and knowing exactly what it was doing.

You see, the inescapable charm of GoPro won Squirrel over in the end, just as anticipated. After one last flight back to the tree, Squirrel couldn’t resist and dove into action. After some furious lovemaking, the two parted ways. Who knows if they ever saw each other again? All we know is: this is a love story, like Homer’s Iliad, for the ages.



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