If you read the list of chemical ingredients on grocery store cakes these days, you may as well be eating radioactive waste. At least this cake actually is supposed to be a radioactive waste site.
In fact, there is a very good reason that it has this theme. It was made for a radioactive waste manager’s birthday party. How would you like that job? The least they can do is bake you an awesome cake like this. Redditor centinel4 posted the picture. He must have been at the party, because he had firsthand knowledge about the barrels being made of marzipan.
What a waste of a good cake. Get it? It looks delicious, and I’m sure it is not radioactive at all. You might want to get out your geiger counter before taking a bite, just in case.