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Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer: For a Fragrant Heinie

by Conner Flynn
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Dogs like to sniff the bottoms of other dogs. And they aren’t even drunk. They just like it. I know, it’s weird. Isn’t it about time you let your dog drink beer just like you do? Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer is a non-alcoholic beer for your beagle. Mead for mongrels. A brew for basset hounds.

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“The brew contains Dandelion & Burdock along with an array of other herbs to endow your pooch with a delectably-scented sphincter. All the other dogs will either be chasing after that arse or wishing that they possessed such a fragrant rump.”

If that’s not enough, the beer may give them the confidence and enough Dutch courage to forego butt sniffing and just cut to the chase with that cute dog they meet at the park. Because let’s face it, no animal should be sticking their nose in another animal’s doggy door. A 4-pack will cost you $16.89(USD) over at Firebox.

Also, they won’t know it’s non-alcoholic if you don’t tell them.



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