Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! If you ever wanted to become one of the ten trillion Ricks in existence across the multiverse, check out this cool Rick and Morty hoodie that lets you become Rick Sanchez himself. Oh yeah! It’s time to get schwifty! It comes with a built-in lab coat and cosplay hood. This is the rickest, rickety Rick hoodie ever. Just look at that pointy blue Rick hair.
As the product page says, wearing this gets you a +10 upgrade to your intelligence and cynicism. I don’t doubt it at all. It’s not available yet, but they’re accepting a limited number of pre-orders for $56.99. It’s expected to ship this July. Now we just need a Morty version for your smaller friend and everything is complete. Of course you’ll need a portal gun replica too. And at that point you may as well just build Rick’s spaceship while you’re at it.
What are you waiting for? Get yourself this hoodie and get ready for adventure. I’m gonna order a whole bunch of these and wear them with friends so we can be the council of Ricks this Halloween. Just a friendly reminder, if you turn yourself into a pickle, this hoodie will no longer fit.