I’m just going to say it, I didn’t care for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. I feel like the franchise has lost the magic that made it such an integral part of my childhood. Still, it has some cute parts, not the part where Luke milks that creature’s teat and drinks from it, mind you.
Beyond the football game, commercials, and the halftime show, the Super Bowl is all about stuffing your face with everything possible. It’s a true American pastime. Well, now there is an accessory that will help in your quest for ultimate face-stuffing.
Remember when all that Colonel Sanders did was make chicken? Those were simpler days. These days KFC actually sells the occasional crazy product as well in addition to its fried birds. The latest crazy product is the KFO drone.
Your mom always told you to stop playing with your food, but I’m here to encourage the exact opposite. You only live once, so why not have fun whenever the mood strikes? For instance, the next time you make a sandwich, go ahead and play some Tetris at the same time.
Halloween is nearly upon us, and it’s time to get your last minute costume ideas figured out, stat. If you’re looking for a simple costume that you’re not likely to see others wearing, consider going as a slice of pizza.
Until now, the only things that were truly cheezy about the Star Wars universe were the prequels, especially Jar Jar Binks. But now you can have a Star Wars and cheese combo any time you desire, thanks to this fun stormtrooper cheese board set.
Who doesn’t like waffles? I could eat my way out of a roomful of ’em. And what about role-playing games? Well of course, any good geek loves those. So why not combine both of these divine pursuits with a single purchase?
I haven’t watched Saturday Night Live since Chris Farley was worried about living in a van down by the river. I much prefer the classic ’80s version with Eddie Murphy over all modern varieties because it was actually funny.
I have become a big fan of Game of Thrones, and I’m really looking forward to the return of the show this Sunday on HBO. I expect lots of boobies, violence, dragons, and white walkers to grace the handful of episodes we see this season.
If you live in Japan or will be visiting soon, you might want to stop by McDonalds to get your mitts on this new Pokémon-themed McFlurry treat. The dessert appears to be vanilla ice cream swirled with chocolate and banana flavors.
What do you do if you are a geek who happens to love Lovecraft, and you also happen to be craving some cupcakes? Well you make cupcakes, sprinkle them with souls, and the bake them up in these Cthulhu cupcake liners.
I really like ice cream, and I really like pizza. The problem is that after an entire life of eating Blue Bell ice cream or Braum’s, I am a total ice cream snob. Breyers, Blue Bunny, and whatever else you can find at the store doesn’t do the trick.
I like me some burritos, but I am a burrito snob. I once ate a gas station breakfast burrito and my anus hated me for a week. I now stick with burritos I see being made to order from Chipotle; thankfully they are on approximately every corner in Colorado Springs.
(For full effect, you should hop down and hit play on the video below and let it play as you read.) Check out this milkshake, it’s the foodstuffs of childhood daydreams. Those glorious bastards over at Burger King have made up quite a bit for atrocities like their awful hot dogs and BK nuggets with the addition of the new Lucky Charms milkshake.
Pizza is easily the best food in the world. It’s got all the major food groups on one easy to hold triangular slice. One of my favorite things is that cold pizza is almost as good the day after as the hot fresh pizza was the day before.